10 Crazy Japanese Inventions
There is no doubt that the Japanese have some crazy technology. I've seen movies; they've got like jet packs and hover cars. It's basically the future there, right? Well, all that technological progress doesn't come easy. Here are some Japanese inventions that won't be changing the world anytime soon.
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- 10 years ago by NathanHutchcraft
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1 - Hearing Increase-r
Why hear the world through your normal, evolution-created ears, when you could listen to the world through salad bowls! I've always wondered what Ranch dressing sounds like.
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3 - Portable Toilet Paper
Is it just me, or does toilet paper seem MORE portable without this thing on your head? This makes sense for blowing your nose, but what about the time we actually need TP? Things could get messy.
Source4 - Chin Holder
Ever wanted to have your neck snapped while riding a jerky subway!? Well, do we have the product for you! This will keep you from having to endure the horrible task of holding your own head up, right up until the moment your throat is smashed in and you never have to do anything ever again! How convenient!
Source5 - Baby's First Mop Onesie
Why have a child, when you can have a cleaning appliance? That's what my grandmother always used to say to me! This convenient clothing item will ensure that your baby knows the value of child labor from an early age!
Source6 - Banana Case
Don't you wish there was an easier way to carry a banana!? If only bananas came with their own protective skin to hold on to. But now you don't have to worry! With this plastic case, your oddly erect-penis shaped banana will be free from any beating, stroking, slapping, or biting that might come its way. FINALLY!
Source7 - Solar Powered Cigarette Lighter
Why carry a small, convenient, reliable lighter, when you can have this giant, awkwardly shaped, piece of equipment from the 1700s that probably doesn't work! Benjamin Franklin impersonators and steam-punk cosplayers everywhere, REJOICE!
Source8 - Noodle Splash Guard
Do you eat your food like there is a ticking bomb you must disarm at the bottom of the bowl? Do you also care more about how your hair looks, than you do how your starvation-fueled swallow-fest looks? Well, then... this thing. Get one.
Source9 - Wedding Boob Countdown
This handy contraption will make sure the groom doesn't have access to the glorious tits of fiancée until after the marriage. Premarital sex? NOT A PROBLEM! Just no boob touching! (One size fits all)
Source10 - ???
I'm not quite sure what this thing is actually. Some kind of submissive sex roleplay thing? I don't think I'm into it.
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NathanHutchcraft
Nathan Hutchcraft is the creator and co-host of the YouTube web series, NathanAndRose. He also writes for several online sources, as well as having a nearly insatiable love for jalapeno pizza.
