10 Worst (Best?) Fortune Cookie Fortunes Ever
What better way to end a meal of stuffing your face, and inevitably feeling ashamed of yourself, than by eating a tasteless crumb flap containing a note from a stranger! I would rather have any of these.
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- 10 years ago by NathanHutchcraft
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1 - Don't Look So Smug
This is probably what we should be taking away from every fortune cookie, anyway.
Source2 - Orange You Glad You Got This Cookie?
Is this really a fortune, or just common knowledge? I suppose it would be odd if something else came out. Like, for instance, this worthless fortune!
Source3 - Meta
Whoa. Chill out, fortune cookie. You don't want to accidentally rip a hole in the universe...
Source4 - NOOOO!!!
Oh, god! It's right! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!??? oh, yeah. I got lunch at a Chinese buffet. We're good.
Source5 - Marketing Done... Right?
I think fortune cookies are just ways for fortune cookie companies to sell more fortune cookies. It's a vicious cycle of crumbly goodness.
Source7 - This didn't come with a lightbulb, huh?
Enough, already! I've got pressure from my wife, my family, my boss, AND NOW THIS!!? F*CK YOU LITTLE PAPER BIT!
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Nathan Hutchcraft is the creator and co-host of the YouTube web series, NathanAndRose. He also writes for several online sources, as well as having a nearly insatiable love for jalapeno pizza.